So now when I'm on a business trip I can use this to get drunk and then simulate being spat on, and it will be like I never left home.

It takes a lot of courage to release a product with that name after the whole Elliot Spitzer fiasco this year.
Courage... or ignorance... or stupidity.
Actually, looking at this product, I guess we really have to rule out courage from the outset.

The Eliot "Spitzer Cup" would shoot something causing eyelash stickies as well.

See! Even the cup gets to shoot it on her face.

The second I saw the pic I KNEW the way this thread was going to go.....

Jizzmodo!!

@Curves: It's like a train wreck: you know what's going to happen, but you have to watch anyway.

AND it looks like she's really enjoying it.. just to keep it going where we all know it will go

How does spraying gatorade or Kool-aid or any of the other -ade bevarages help you?? Other than perhaps audtion for a gatorade commercial...

Coming in 2009 due to popular demand....

The MEGA Spritzer Cup : For Yogurt.

I give it an A for originality, but an F for form factor. They seriously couldn't come up with a better solution than basically gluing a spray bottle to a water bottle? That little plastic pump sticking up looks like it would last a whole week or so before giving out, and this thing would be much more useful if it where operable with one hand. Good idea, back to the drawing board on execution.

- Fill with yougurt
- Shoot with DV-cam
- Start Bukkake website
- Make $1 million
- Take a shower

@Sora57: As a citizen of the great state of New York, that was the first thing I thought of, also.

Always be ready, everywhere you go, to chase a darned cat off the counter.

Fill the drink side with booze and the spray side with water. Let the self induced wet t-shirt contests begin.

I give this product 4 whore diamonds.

@DanLar75: I'm sayin'. I'm trying my hardest not make a comment about how this cup was probably invented by 18 sexually-repressed japanese businessmen. Oh well, there I go.

I call "Intentionally Loaded Post Caption"

See, I'm a big fan of drinking everclear (the most alcohol you can get in one bottle) and I have no intention of blinding myself.

changes the masculine favored "milk mustache" to the far more politically correct "milk facial".

I can see a gross couple using this at a theme park. spraying each-other's faces and licking it off publicly always a great site :p ..

@Curves: I said the same thing to myself. They should have just used this picture as a caption contest. Which reminds me, we need to have one of those again GIZ editors! Those always lighten up my day.

@DanLar75: I'll be the film director.

What if I had a Pina Colada?
The HORROR!

Come on, that's pretty cool. Without being immature about it, I will say this is a good idea. The drink would keep the water cold.

This is by far, the best Giz title yet.

To read that title and then see the accompanying image...I just about passed out laughing.